21 Nov 2006 8:23 AM
I just noticed that I have a pile of apps in the corner, underneath a pile of hay. They are a bit mouldy, but I reckon I will get to them within a week or two. It is not true that I was drunk during the training. I got drunk well before training started.
Reg (minister for Drinking,Injecting,Molesting and Indecent Affairs)